n. 1: The distinct doctrine, cause, or theroy of Dr. Gregory House.

2: Telling it like it is.

3: Extream, often critical, sarcasm.
Common House-ism phrases

"As the philosopher Jagger once said, 'You can't always get what you want.'"

"This is Vicodin, it's mine. You can't have any."

Chase: The kid is missing.
House: Okay, you take Alpha Centuari, have Foreman check Tattooine, and have Cameron set up an intergalactic check piont. Of course if he went into hyper drive we'll never find him."

by Robert House September 18, 2006
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Saying something that would not be seen as out of place coming from the mouth of a strange French-personage
Bob: What the hell are you on about, Fred?
Fred: I don't know, so why should you?!
Edward: What a Becca-ism
by Stranger....than you February 7, 2010
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In the world of NCIS fans, a Ziva-ism is typically an idiomatic mistake made by the character Ziva David. She is somewhat foreign and is still trying to grasp the American language. American idioms drive her up the hall as she said.
Ziva: "I would hate to be misunderstood."
Fornell: "And does that happen often?"
Ziva: "Once in a blue lagoon."

Ziva used blue lagoon instead of blue moon, so this is a Ziva-ism.
by ZivaDavid13 December 9, 2009
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Eating paint, flower, dog bone...etc.
- girl picks up flower then eats it....what an Anna-ism
by ehanizdabest July 4, 2011
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kenma-ism is a religion where we all either simp or kin kenma and we overall love him

( also amani made this they want credits )
“idk what sentance to write, i never passed english”
“well if you joined kenma-ism maybe you would’ve passed”
by _kenmaswaifu October 30, 2020
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Deriving from a horney little boy named Cole. Any common acts that are twisted to mean something sexual, such as sitting on a lap would be a "cole-ism" if it were to mean more than just sitting down, or if you were to give a hug that is more squeezing and feeling than a normal hug would be a "cole-ism"
*a hot girl looking around to sit somewhere*
Boy: "Here, you can sit in my lap." (what he's really thinking... you can sit in my lap because you're really f*ing hot and i'll get a boner if you sit on me. PLEASE sit on my lap!)
by cat November 7, 2004
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\o·ta·ku·ism\
noun
Pronunciation: ōˈtäko͞oizəm
The religion that worships the anime gods. Practices for this religion usually contains devoting all of one's time doing activities that relate to anime and manga. The followers of Otaku-ism are called Otakus.
1. That girl practices Otaku-ism, she watches anime all the time.
2. He devotes his life to anime, therefore he follows Otaku-ism.
by Leon Park June 24, 2014
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