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Average alpha male who enjoys chocolate and possible hentai pictures. Chess makes him a competitive beast where he kills kids after his victory. He is blan to your average person but he loves touching kids in his part-time.
Oh no it's Iovino RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!
iovino by Kylesman May 9, 2022

Jimmy Iovine 

The current Guinness World Record holder for "Longest Consecutive Streak of Wearing a Hat".
No one knows what Jimmy Iovine's hair looks like these days. He's had a hat on since 1979. Rumor has it he even showers with his baseball cap on
Jimmy Iovine by JRPinCT April 10, 2011
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Jimmy Iovine 

Chairman of Interscope Records, a very powerful figure in the rap game who is mentioned in many songs.
"Muredr Inc. will send their deepest condolences and sympathies
To Aftermath and Shady, Interscope and Jimmy Iovine."
-Ja Rule, "Loose Change"

"...but in the meantime, it's Jimmy Iovine time."
-Obie Trice, "Love Me"
Jimmy Iovine by Nick D February 16, 2004
dark aestheticism; to love noir; of dark, mysterious aesthetics
she gives off iovnoir vibes with the way she dresses

Alexandru Iovanovici 

King of hell, conquer of all demons. He likes to eat kid's souls for breakfast.
Alexandru Iovanovici is on the phone for more than 30 min. He is speaking with Satan istelf
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026