invisabugs

Microscopic bugs that you don't see but know they're there. You usually think about them on handles in public toilets or on public transport.

"Ew. Janine just left the toilet but didn't wash her hands. She's just adding more invisabugs to the door handle. Lovely."

Sarah: Does anyone have a fork?
Joe: There's one in my drawer at my desk. It's clean.
Sarah: I'll wash it anyway. God knows how many invisabugs are crawling around in there.

invisabugs by Jebbie January 18, 2008

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invisobush

n. creepy flesh-colored pubic hair

I thought her pubes were shaved off, but I was actually a victim of an invisobush.

invisobush by ChelleSparks June 13, 2009

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Related Words

invisabugs • invisabullshit • invisibusy • invisobush

invisabullshit

Lies you never saw coming

I’ve been friends with Tyler for years. I never thought he’d feed me some invisabullshit

invisabullshit by Quantum_Glare December 30, 2021

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invisibusy

When you are super busy at work but you don’t look like you are and your coworkers are giving you serious judgmental side eye.

That bitch never does anything! No they’re just invisibusy.

invisibusy by Blondytron July 20, 2022

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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