invisabugs 

Microscopic bugs that you don't see but know they're there. You usually think about them on handles in public toilets or on public transport.

"Ew. Janine just left the toilet but didn't wash her hands. She's just adding more invisabugs to the door handle. Lovely."

Sarah: Does anyone have a fork?
Joe: There's one in my drawer at my desk. It's clean.
Sarah: I'll wash it anyway. God knows how many invisabugs are crawling around in there.

invisabugs by Jebbie January 18, 2008

invisobush 

n. creepy flesh-colored pubic hair

I thought her pubes were shaved off, but I was actually a victim of an invisobush.

invisobush by ChelleSparks June 13, 2009

invisabullshit 

Lies you never saw coming

I’ve been friends with Tyler for years. I never thought he’d feed me some invisabullshit

invisabullshit by Quantum_Glare December 30, 2021

invisibusy 

When you are super busy at work but you don’t look like you are and your coworkers are giving you serious judgmental side eye.

That bitch never does anything! No they’re just invisibusy.

invisibusy by Blondytron July 20, 2022