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ingibjorn 

Many say he is the King of Teddy Bears, but

Like a moth to the light, he is drawn to the allure of the Legend of Procurement, represented by the kinship of Category management and project procurement. He is only held back by his insecurities: what would it mean to abandon his engineering legacy: will he lose his Fibonacci soul, damned and forever mocked by his fellow engineers?
Only time will tell...

And he's a nice guy but gets cold too easily
Don't be an Ingibjorn: follow your dreams!
ingibjorn by J Bruiser August 27, 2016
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Ingibjörg 

Extreamly sexy girl. Has a lot of friends and knows a lot of people! Gets along with everybody. Boys want her and also girls!
People who do not have any friends often say. I whish I was an Ingibjörg.
Ingibjörg by effi7 February 3, 2010
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