ingebrigt 

Pulling an "ingebrigt" would imply hurting yourself in a way not correlating to the situation you're in.

Last night I pulled an ingebrigt. I was playing football, then I hit my head on a clifface!

I was walking down the stairs, then I fell out the window.

I hurt myself while fighting some guy. I ran into a wall.

ingebrigt by Espen Donigleus March 18, 2008

Pee Pants the Inebriated Hobo Clown 

One of Peter Griffins many zany caricatures and/or antics. In the episode Peter's Two Dads, he portrays Pee Pants the Inebriated Hobo Clown. He's an adorable tramp who wears found clothing and eats out of your garbage can.

Peter Griffin: Hey kids, I'm Pee Pants the Inebriated Hobo Clown. I'm an adorable tramp who wears found clothing and eats out of your garbage can.

Pee Pants the Inebriated Hobo Clown by Lilparkczar January 7, 2008

inebriated 

A classy way to say you are drunk.

Bill: I am currently very highly inebriated, my good sir.
Ted: Yeah, I'm pretty drunk myself.

inebriated by Dano Magnum December 29, 2008

righteous inebriation 

To consume a large amount of alcoholic beverages in a short amount of time, increasing one's Blood Alcohol Content substantially, while impairing judgment, but without becoming sick. Often achieved after losing a drinking game such as beer pong. However, there are a number of dangers associated with righteous inebriation. If too much alcohol is consumed, one may throw up, at which point the inebriation ceases to be righteous.

Dude, we suck so much at beer pong, but the righteous inebriation was so worth the shame of defeat.

righteous inebriation by taylsor February 21, 2007

Half past inebriated 

When you have had to much to drink or smoke or do to much of any drug and you are in a new, higher stage of drunk or high.

“Bro you were sooo half past inebriated lastnight!” “Shut up man i only took 4 xanies”

Half past inebriated by Noah the nigger November 18, 2017

inebriated 

A word used to pseudo-impress drunk (and/or loose) women. If you use this word to describe your state of mind while drunk you are: a) too drunk, b) not drunk enough, or c) in the midst of a freestyle battle struggling to find a word to rhyme with... any number of things.

After this next triple of whisky, I will surely be too inebriated to use the word 'inebriated' in a proper sentence.

inebriated by coreLogic November 21, 2013

Inebriation Donation 

A blood donation (such as to the red cross) motivated by the will to put one's body in a state that will become more affected by alcohol.

"I'm kind of low on cash, so I think im going to make an Inebriation Donation before I go to the byob party tonight."

Inebriation Donation by Pearldrums October 11, 2008