indian shower 

A less time consuming alternative to literal showering (with soap and water) in which you shower yourself entirely in body spray deoderant. This is often done by smokers to quickly hide the aroma of whatever it is they were smoking.

The term comes from the racist belief that Natives are dirty, lazy, druggies.

"Oh shit, Mom's home! Quick, hide the gas and we'll take an indian shower!"

"Dude, you smell fucking terrible. Take this can of Axe to the bathroom and give yourself an indian shower."

indian shower by Saint Diamond August 21, 2007

indian shower 

the act of only showering one's body; to simulate the Native Americans running through rivers to flee from the White Man.

A girl takes an "indian shower"; showering only her body, to ensure the quality of her hair that she previously devised.

indian shower by The Iron Chode August 13, 2010

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008