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indian jones 

When the baby falls asleep and you try to swap your body with a stuffed animal in hopes the baby doesn't realize you've gotten up.
I really have to pee but the baby is asleep. I'm gonna have to Indian Jones it.
indian jones by J.Monae December 15, 2016
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Indiana jones 

The greatest hero of all time. Has a fedora hat, a bull whip, a pistol, a leather jacket and a satchel containing important stuff. Was an archeologist in the 30s and 40s. He continually defied the entire nazi army.
Indiana jones by Dr Ian April 10, 2003

Indiana Jones that shit 

When you need to lock up the house you stayed at but you don't have the key. So you have to go out through the garage by hitting the garage door button and trying to run fast enough to not be crushed by the door while at the same time jumping high enough to keep from setting off the senosr that would send the garage door back up.
Guy: I am going to work now so lock up when you leave.
Chic: You are finally giving me a key :)
Guy: Fuck no! Indiana Jones that shit!

indiana jones 

To swap one object with another very quickly and stealthily, much like the famous scene from Indiana Jones. This action is sometimes followed by a boulder chase scene.
My pen stopped working, so I Indiana Jones'd it with Jeff's. Then I ran like hell from a giant rolling rock.
indiana jones by Jager August 29, 2006

Indiana Jones'd 

To kill someone after they try acting cool.

Like in the film where the arab tries showing off his skills with the sword and Indy just shoots him.
Guy 1: Yeah, this little chav twat was trying to start on me, pushing me around, trying to act all hard.
Guy 2: So what did you do then mate?
Guy 1: I Indiana Jones'd his stupid ass!

Indiana Jones 

The baddest mother fucker in all of the land. Can dodge big ass rocks, fist-fight nazis, babysit asian children, ride huge fucking elephants, swim sewers, fuck bitches, and get hitlers autograph. Nonetheless, he is a bitch when it comes to snakes.
"Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?" -Indiana Jones
Indiana Jones by One bad mamajama January 19, 2015

Indiana jones 

Possibly the greatest BAMF of all time. He killed more Nazis in 6 hours of screentime than Eisenhower did in the War. Also, any attempt to argue against his greatness is proof of Nazi sympathy, and the perpetrator is to be labeled a Kraut and/or Hun.
Nazi Guard: Papers, bitta.
Indiana Jones Jones: Not on your life, Claus!
(Epic Fistfight ensues)
Indiana jones by TheMan11 September 15, 2008
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