by Mr. Chungee Warrior December 27, 2003
A religion that adheres to the belief that when you die, you are reincarnated as a Space Turtle. Non-believers are reincarnated as Space Frogs, to be tortured by the Turtles for the rest of eternity. The leader of the Space Turtles is Space Buddha, who is a fat orange man with horns and dark blue rags around his waist. He regulates Frog torture and gives the Space Turtles their penthouse suites in space.
Don't fuck with me, I practice Impossiblism.
by Space Buddha April 15, 2010
President Roosevelt declared war on the Japanese Empire to impossibleize—as improbable as it seemed to most observers—it's growing stronger, invading, conquering, and occupying the United States of America. Remember, "a stitch in time saves mine, meaning my ass," said a young taxpayer, and "it's better to be safe than sorry" said a taxcollector to a tax-evader who worked as a stocks and bond trader.
by but for October 20, 2017
“impossible cause ilym”
“impossibler cause ilym than that”
“its impossible to love Dabi because his dick is burnt”
“its impossibler not to love him because his dick is burnt”
“impossibler cause ilym than that”
“its impossible to love Dabi because his dick is burnt”
“its impossibler not to love him because his dick is burnt”
by vore_Leo December 19, 2018