Impliarrhea 

When someone who suffers chronic diarrhea has an attack and is compelled to share updates by mentioning the episode in alternative terms.

Georgia: Had a great spicy dinner until Montezuma's revenge hit.
Aaron: thanks for sharing...that diarrhea update makes my day complete.
Georgia: excuse me, did I say diarrhea?
Aaron: ha, guess you had impliarrhea.

Impliarrhea by Callyourmom May 4, 2014