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ice cream shopped 

When a child has done something the parrent percieves as wrong. At that exact moment the parents or grandparents then tell the child that they were planning on a surprise trip to the ice cream shop. They then reveal that since the child was doing something wrong, that the child is no longer alowed to go to said ice cream shop. Now as an adult with some higher reasoning ability onc can see that the child did not have a chance in hell of going to that ice cream shop.
Tom's mother: Sorry Tom, we were going to go to buy your favorite candy, but since you broke the lamp you can't go now.
Tom's older brother: Tom, you were just ice cream shopped! Don't listen to her you were never going to go get candy, you

In this instance the kid just got ice cream shopped and the parrent was being a bitch
ice cream shopped by Bract November 5, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016