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iStaff - what a person with an iphone calls his\her penis.
example: damn shorty is bad, i wouldn't mind iStaffing dat! example #2: OMG becky, john was such a f'ing iStaff last night. example #3: Damn it dude, stop iStaffing around and pass me the god damn spoon!
iStaff by rzanology June 5, 2009
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Products made by Apple with the infamous 'i' added to the name to make it seem cooler. the products are used by the tech savvy and mindless sheep alike. Istuff are great products unfortunately ruined by the companies chosen limitations.
"Natalie doesnt mind wasting her money on istuff even if similar products are cheaper. Just another sheep following the i".
istuff by B247E March 19, 2010

instafficial 

Going public with your relationship status on Instagram or preferred social media platform.
Bro, you and that girl aren't official until you're instafficial.
instafficial by brykim October 10, 2017

chimpuales en el istafiate 

animals in your brain...... similar mexican slang for ¨what the hell is up with you¨...... a crazy person
that guy has chimpuales en el istafiate, hes been jumping up and down since the morning

instafficial 

A couple who are take photos calling each other bae and act like a couple (in most cases they're fake)
OMG JESSICA, FARRAH AND BRENDON JUST POSTED A PHOTO OF THEIR SHOES NEXT TO EACHOTHER THEYRE SO INSTAFFICIAL. UGH THEY'RE GOALS AF
Istafox, with an I, not an e, means extraordinary. It’s used to describe extreme amusement
This movie is istafox
Istafox by Mayaisjahleh April 11, 2021
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