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iKick is an IRC bot (RuneScape-based) written in mSL and PHP, used primarily on SwiftIRC. It can look up in-game stats, item prices, monster statistics, and more! iKick has tons of popular commands such as urban dictionary, youtube search, spell checker, and google search... just to name a few.
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iKick by Sara`` March 10, 2009
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I don't kick sideways; I kick forward. 

I don't kick sideways; I kick forward is a meaningless answer Nikki Haley used continuously when asked to differentiate herself from her former boss Donald Trump during her presidential announcement press junkets.

This statement has no meaning and is a complete evasion of questions that were directly asked. The next time my wife asks me which one of her friends in the most attractive I’m going to say:

“I don’t kick sideways; I kick forward”.

It almost sounds like you are glibly answering the question.

Almost.
This is how you use “ I don't kick sideways; I kick forward.” as a conversational tactic:

Wife: Which one of my friends do you find the most attractive.

Husband: I don’t kick sideways; I kick forward.
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Can I kick it? 

Yes you can!

This is a common call and response technique used by MC's worldwide. The response is always "yes you can!", though a few inconsiderates may bite and say that the MC cannot, in fact, kick it. These people are assholes.
Biz: Can I kick it?
Dj Kool: Yes you can!
Biz: You know what I can do with the mic in my hand.

Q-Tip: Can I kick it? (Yes you can!)
Well I'm gone (go on then!)
Can I kick it? by Flip Constantine December 14, 2006
A person who lameness is exceeded only by their obsession with all items created by Apple.
"Did you hear about Bill? He just bought a new ijacket which keeps him warm and plays music." "You serious? Man, what an idick"
idick by Arrowed October 10, 2007
possibly one of the next inventions from apple comming soon so your fucked up girlfriend can operate a vibrator...AND Listen to Music
"Yay traci...now I can fuck myself and enjoy listening to Justin Timberland."

"idick is one of the greatest inventions ever" - MT-Pussy Bitch Mag
idick by U a ho September 11, 2008

Ilickbussy 

They are the best TikToker and I love them so much!
Ilickbussy it’s true it’s pretty true
Ilickbussy by Shart bussy March 15, 2021
(pronounced as: i-key-y-key)

I know it, you know it.
IKIYKI the movie sucks. Let's skip it, bro.
IKIYKI by McMohanCycle October 10, 2022