hybronation 

A weekend event when two or more male friends convene at either ones residence to partake in indoor activities in a man-cave/entertainment room. The activities typically consist of watching sporting events or guy movies (usually above typical volume levels), playing of games (such as: video games, pool, poker), ordering of pizza or other pub-style foods, and conversing in a juvenile or serious manner about women and other random topics of interest that would not usually be spoken of in the presence of women. At the discretion of the individuals, these activities may include the consumption of alcoholic beverages or other illicit substances.

"Dude, we need to get together soon for a hybronation."

hybronation by Preybird November 17, 2011

hydrobation 

Masturbation aided by water.

Doug: "Yo Yo Yo i was wackin it in the tub with the water flowing over my wang-no hands needed!"
Chantel: "Yeah G, i was working myself with the showerhead this morning. Those pulsating jets get the job done."

Doug/Chantel: "Hydrobation is the best!"

hydrobation by Andrew/Jason XC February 22, 2009

hobonation 

When a hobo goes into hibernation

bloke 1: damn look at that hobo! he looks dead!
bloke 2: na man, he is in hobonation!

hobonation by giuseppster July 22, 2008

hybernation sickness

In StarWars its when your in carbon freeze for too long and your all disoriented and you cant see. These symptoms pass with time. In the real world its when you sleep for too long and your all groggy, headachey, and have blurred vision. Also passes w/ time.

Dan: Dude i nodded off for a quick jedi nap and i woke up w/ hybernation sickness.

Bob: Sux

hybernation sickness by Darth Bugga January 13, 2009

Hibronation 

The "long sleep" of bros during the cold months of the year when bros go into a state of hibernation until the snow thaws.

Dude there are sooo many bros out on the quad today.

That's because it's spring the the bros are coming out of hibronation.

Hibronation by Nickluvin95 April 21, 2011

Hydrobation 

The Male art of masteurbation, except using a strong, concentrated stream of water. Usually, these water jets work better when warm. These streams can be found in pools, jacuzzis, showers, and many other assorted devices that use water.

Bro #1: Yo dude get out of the pool nobody else is in there anymore.

Bro #2: Hold on bro im hydrobating, this water jet is awesome!

Bro #1: Aight man, hydrobation is pretty intense so ima let you be.

Hydrobation by TheNew2250 July 8, 2010

hydrolation 

The process of getting into the pool/ocean slowly acclimating each body part to the cold water.

The water was cold. She wasn't going to dive in, so she chose hydrolation. She hydrolated into the pool, body part by body part.

hydrolation by Tony A June 2, 2008