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httpstagram 

A funny (sometimes not) Twitter account. It is a funny, sassy and really cool fanaccount for Miley Cyrus, Lana Del Rey, 5 Seconds of Summer, Leonardo Dicaprio, One Direction, The Janoskians etc. She has over 20,000 followers and spends her time trying to get other a follow from their faves. She can be very sassy and slightly mean but actually kinda nice and quite sweet. Her followers describe her as "sweet and sassy" and she describes herself as "a misantrophist with wifi". Her followers described her humor as "as funny as Beau" (Beau Brooks from the Janoskians that is considered as not funny at all). She actually tweeted once that she doesn't hate people becase you have to care to hate. She also runs multiple (5) Tumblr-blogs with each over 13,000 followers. Most of her posts are intended to make the reader feel better about theirselves. She slays herself and makes jokes about herself and the things the does. Also she's very supportive. She'll try everything to make anyone feel better. She only posted one selfie ever (on Twitter and Tumblr) and deleted it after 2 hours. On Twitter it got over 370 favorites and on Tumblr over 2,000 reblogs and over 4,000 likes. Also if you're not even in a fandom, all her stories are hilarious. She's always there for anyone who needs her; especially if you're going through a rough time. She often Tweets about boobs. I personally like her very much.
"Httpstagram is my fave Twitter account, she's really nice and funny
"If httpstagram had a fandom I'd be the only one in it"
"Httpstagram once texted me!!1!1!"
httpstagram by EmilyftLanayea June 6, 2014
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Hipstagram

A word used by wannabe-wannabe hipsters looking to make their photos more vintage-y. They vaguely remember what the app is called for their mobile device since seeing it on an equally wannabe-wannabe hipster friend's device.

They search Hipstagram instead of Instagram or Hipstamatic.
I need to download that hipstagram app so I can be hipster too
Hipstagram by Gavenecko July 17, 2011
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Hipstagram

Noun - when someone posts an photo on Instagram that is of a hipstery-nature. It could be a picture of his/her meal, or perhaps an artistic selfie with an obscure filter.
Becky: Oh my gosh did you see Suzy's latest hipstagram post?

Gina: Yeah, and like how many times do you need to see a salad before they're all the same?

Becky: At least she didn't use #thisgirl or #foodporn

Gina: Oh, no wait, she did. What a hipstagrammer.
Hipstagram by snaebjornn January 21, 2014
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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