horse monkey

Penetrating a person with a banana as you ride them like a horse.

I'm gonna horse monkey you like Seabicsuit.

horse monkey by Vonrad Gramobellis November 14, 2013

Horse donkey monkey Hitler fan 

Basically a bad person

"Josh has to be a horse donkey monkey Hitler fan!"

Horse donkey monkey Hitler fan by BADBADBADBAD9 February 12, 2023

Monkey horse

A discrimination against black boys xD

Oh shit, its a monkey horse!

Monkey horse by Swagboys99444444 October 2, 2020

Hose Monkey 

A term of endearment which refers to fire fighters. Usually used by police officers or other law enforcement officials.

Smell that BBQ by the fire hall? Those hose monkeys are cooking up a feast! Do they ever work?

Hose Monkey by Wordy McWorderson March 19, 2010

hose monkey 

Generally applies to men.
To be in the habit of continually playing with one's "hose" like a monkey...
Also applies to most types of useless or ineffective behavior.
See "wanker"

That guy is such a useless hose monkey.

hose monkey by <T>-=ad0be=- July 15, 2008

house monkey

A tree surgeon who is off work due to injury, illness, or bad weather. Also, from the proverb: 'House monkey have plenty time procrastinate about study'.

Katie hates being a house monkey.... she can't wait until her knee is fixed so she can get back up a tree.

house monkey by Kater street February 7, 2010

House Monkey

Realtor that does alot of open houses

Joy finds her customers by being a house monkey

House Monkey by raikens October 10, 2008