Mark: Hey Jim, you just won the lottery!
Jim: Really?!
Mark: No, I'm just messin.
Jim: Damn, you gave me hopelash.
Jim: Really?!
Mark: No, I'm just messin.
Jim: Damn, you gave me hopelash.
by MandM February 10, 2008
I thought I saw some extra honey mustard in the fridge, but it was just a mustard packet. I have hopelash.
The chick finally came up to me today, but it was to just get my bro's number. I am still sore from the hopelash.
The chick finally came up to me today, but it was to just get my bro's number. I am still sore from the hopelash.
by goballsdeep1983 July 26, 2012