Another word for a condom.
Hoody - being the condom and
Woody - being the hard dick the hoody covers.
Hoody - being the condom and
Woody - being the hard dick the hoody covers.
by the man with the hoody's December 4, 2008
What happens when you are wearing a zip up sweatshirt and it curls up when you sit down in the lower half of the sweatshirt and making it appear as if you have a boner.
Guy1: Hey man fix your sweatshirt you got a hoody woody.
Guy2: o thanks man always happens when i sit down.
Guy2: o thanks man always happens when i sit down.
by thatdidjusthappen January 7, 2011
Refers to your "reaction" when a gal playfully yanks your hoodie-strings to clinch up the hood around your nose and cover your eyes, and then pulls down your pants, causing Mr. Happy to "rise to the occasion" with the knowledge that something wonderful is about to happen in his general vicinity, even though you can't visually determine what activities the cutie has in mind.
Horny stud: I always get a major hoodie-woody whenever Tiffany pulls the bonnet-strings on my jacket, since I know she's got a killer blowjob in store for me.
by QuacksO March 3, 2018