hondle

vb, a conjunction of "fondle" and "handle", indicating the act of calming a superior who is not happy with the solution to a given problem.

Dave hondled the boss by explaining that TPS reports really don't add value to the organization.

by Al Bany November 7, 2011

Handlez

Handlez is the largest social media plug online, not to be confused with the SoundCloud rapper Handlez.

Insta Entrepreneur: Yo bro my IG username is wack af. I wish I was able to get “nftmoney” , “jettalk” or “topg” as my handle on da gram

SoundCloud Rapper: Yo my G, just hit up my plug “Handlez” . He’ll get you right in less than a week with whatever handle you want

by IRSAgents August 1, 2022

Slave Handles

Slave handles is another term for twin tails usually used in a sexual connotation

"It's handlebars when it's sexual, but slave handles are more... violent." -Projekt Melody

I looked up 'slave handles', but I couldn't find it." "I didn't invent it! I swear it's a term!" -Projekt Melody (Term inventor)

by Arclock January 22, 2021

Hoodlenese

AAVE, Ebonics, the lanuage of urban America.

Dat bird speaks fluent Hoodlenese.

by DeZuyderZee February 3, 2019

suitcase handles

Big, fat vagina lips that, when pressed together look like suitcase handles.

Look at the pussy on that girl, you could pick her up and carry her around by her suitcase handles.

by WKid May 21, 2006

Hoe handle

A tattoo on the side of a womans torso. A marker that a woman will but out when she is drunk. Also used to draw attention to a lean waist line.

Mike: Did your girl get a tramp stamp tattoo?
Me: Tramp stamps are so 2000's. It's on her side, it's hoe handle.

My hand covers her hoe handle when we do it doggy style.

by Kyleolsenwalsh June 11, 2014

twitter handle

the handle is your personal id on twitter, it starts with the @ symbol

- hey man, what's your twitter handle, i want to follow you
- my handle is @something

by Berserk mode January 13, 2016