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the kind of homophobia exclusive to the gays themselves, this spelling denotes the specific self-hatred of gays on gays when someone does something that is just “too gay”. often seen used on twitter

Tom: “I can’t decide on whether I’d want Spider-Man or Thor to blow MY back out and make me gape 🥴🥴”

Brad: “Ugh you’re making me feel really homophobique right now”

homophobique by clamdoodle97 March 4, 2021

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homophobisexual

A person attracted to homophobes.

Explosm.net Comic:
Guy 1: Hello
Guy 2: Hello to you, sugar pants.
Guy 1: (Looking nervous) Woah! I'm not gay.
Guy 2: Woah, I'm not either.
Guy 2: I am a homophobisexual.
Guy 2: I'm attracted to homophobes.

homophobisexual by Homophobisexual June 7, 2007

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homophobie

A person who is homophobic, specifically towards adolescent children.

There is a homophobie who follows me on TikTok

homophobie by ZzISavage April 10, 2022

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homophobiasexual

One who is attracted to homophobics.

Willy: Hey baby!!
Tim: Hey now im not gay...
Willy: cool me either.
Tim: sure ur not... fag, get away from me.
Willy: no im a Homophobiasexual.
Tim: wtf is that??
Willy: im attracted to homophobics
Tim: ooh well in that case whats your number??

homophobiasexual by Drummaboi09 September 25, 2007

Homophobiosexual

Means to be homophobic while being biosexual at the same time. Basically you are not in consideration or in an agreement with how you live or act but still have feelings for "certain" type of people. Most likely LGBT. Homophobiosexual can also be the meaning of just having feelings for men but without agreeing that it's the correct way of living. < Being forced to be it in a sense.

Hey Jaime, you seem Homophobiosexual a bit. Do you not like yourself?

Homophobiosexual by Biosexual December 6, 2016

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Homophobiasexual

when you're so fucking dumb you end up making a sexuality for homophobics

pablito: hey i decided to come out
miguelito: yea what's your sexuality
pablito: i'm homophobiasexual
miguelito: get the fuck out of my house

Homophobiasexual by psychologicalman420 January 17, 2022

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homophobisexual

The sexual attraction to a person who is Homophobic or Fearful of Homosexual persons

"Hi"
"Hey there hot pants"
"Woah there, im not gay!"
"Woah, im not either.. Im homophobisexual"

homophobisexual by McPhisher July 1, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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