Homer Boner

What Homer Simpson gets when he's alone with Marge.
Marge: Oh homie~
Homer: there seems to be an issue. I have a...homer boner
by Mchammer.com March 18, 2020
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Homer Boner

What you leave with with after hitting a game-winning home run at your softball game.
“Dude, I had such a homer boner last night after hitting that home run. First I slid into home, then I slid into my wife.”
by Wafflebender July 11, 2018
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