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holideist 

A person who celebrates the holidays of one or more religion, but observes no other religious traditions.
"Steve celebrates Christmas, Easter and Hanukkah, but doesn't do anything else religious. He is a total holideist."

"It's great being a holideist. You celebrate all of the holidays you want, and do none of the lame stuff like fasting or going to church/temple/mosque/etc."
holideist by Buruschi December 21, 2008
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Holiest of Holies

Used in the movie Pulp Fiction describing the female's vagina.

Jules puts it best:
Jules: Whoa... whoa... whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.
Vincent: Not the same thing, the same ballpark.
Jules: It ain't no ballpark either. Look maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but touchin' his lady's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her holyiest of holies, ain't the same ballpark, ain't the same league, ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Foot massages don't mean shit.
Holiest of Holies by gangstaeewe October 14, 2003

Holidaisies

- celebrating holidays on behalf of people who are already dead.

- what you get for people who die on holidays.

- what you call girls that get depressed around the holidays.
Saint John of Egypt - Whats got you down?
Saint Cecilia - You never noticed all USA holidays are about people who've past away?
Saint Serenus - Please stop pushing up holidaisies.

New Year’s Day - exeception
Martin Luther King, Jr. Birthday - dead
Washington’s Birthday - dead
Memorial Day - dead people
Independence Day - a lot of people died
Labor Day - exception, sort of.
Columbus Day - dead
Veterans Day - dead people
Thanksgiving Day - Indians - hundreds of thousands dead
Christmas Day - Jesus KIA
Holidaisies by Future Requirement December 22, 2009

Holidaisy 

One of those strange souls who finds actual love and joy planning for and engaging in the holiday season and holiday cheer from October through January.
"Gross, I hate pumpkin spice."
"Don't kink shame the holidaisy, Bruce, we put up with your sun worship in the summer."
Holidaisy by Quipper October 7, 2020
someone who discriminated against certain holes
holeist person: “this hole fucking sucks.”
good person: “wow you’re so holeist.”
holeist by hole hater January 11, 2022

Holiest of Holies

The female wang; also known as the begina, the pussay, and the Egyptian Carpetbomber.
I sure want to get a piece of her Holiest of Holies.
Holiest of Holies by Noticeably F-A-T February 17, 2003

holidaystrap 

It’s a bra
She has a HolidayStrap on.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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