Hold and Poke-her

Two in the hole. A penis flops out. Turn her around. Spit out a river, using your best hand. That's Poke-her.

Two in the hole. A penis flops out. Turn her around. Spit out a river, using your best hand. That's Hold and Poke-her.

by authOOr August 25, 2006

hold her mud

Literally, to be able to undergo cold turkey narcotics withdrawal without the usual helpless uncontrollable diarrhea. Figuratively, to be tough, to undergo hardships without losing it.

"She was in that jail cell for three days going cold after her last shot of H, and never a peep. That broad can really hold her mud."
"She's going through an evil divorce and never once badmouthed her ex. She can really hold her mud."

by Bilberry March 11, 2008

she can't hold her piss.

It is a phrase used mainly in Ireland, that means this particular woman cant keep a secret, especially when she is drunk.

Guy 1:Did you here what she said about Sean last night?

Guy 2: Sure you know that after a few beers she can't hold her piss.

by GERDAN FANTANA June 9, 2011

I want to hold her hand

A juvenile expression used to admit that one likes a female; also can be used to grossly understate one's level of sexual attraction to someone.

Dave: That girl you've been seeing seems pretty cool, are you into her?

Paul: Yeah, you could say "I want to hold her hand"...

or

Larry: Didn't Charlize Theron look amazing in Prometheus?

Bill: Yeah dude, I'd hold her hand...

by GristleMcThorn February 19, 2014