"let's do the hoedown throwdown, it's addictive!"
by sellybelly April 06, 2009
When a man pays for prostitution (hoe), throws her on to his car (throw) and goes down. By prostitute, I mean Miley Cyrus, and by man, I mean a 30 year old who goes to her shows, front stage to try and catch a glimpse of underage Disney paradise
Mike: Hey man, I went to a Miley gig and saw something special during the hoedown throwdown! When she "country-fied" it. I blew my load
Greg: Dude, you're like 30, she's like 12! Now give me my pizza and fuck off to your basement.
Greg: Dude, you're like 30, she's like 12! Now give me my pizza and fuck off to your basement.
by Conrad The Amazer November 16, 2009
by Aspintacular April 11, 2009
When you throw a prostitute to the ground just after killing her.
And by prostitute, I mean Miley Cyrus.
And by prostitute, I mean Miley Cyrus.
I just performed the Hoedown Throwdown
by Spockling September 22, 2010
When u and all yo frands go out and get the hoe and harvest your wheat for the season at a garden party
by scusemebiatch October 31, 2016
When u and all yo frands go out and get the hoe and harvest your wheat for the season at a garden party
by scusemebiatch October 31, 2016
When u and all yo frands go out and get the hoe and harvest your wheat for the season at a garden party
by scusemebiatch October 31, 2016