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hobo lunch 

When someone ejaculates in a woman's asshole (or man's asshole if you're into that kind of stuff.) Then he or she farts. And most of the cum in the asshole sprays or seeps out. This process often turns the white semen a stanky brownish color; quite like a hobo.
Aw man, what stinks?

Oh, that's just some left over hobo lunch.

Ok, that's whats so stanky.
hobo lunch by snitches-aint-zhit January 4, 2013
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Hobo Lunch Box 

Where one shits in a paper bag, and offers it up as a tasty meal. Often as a form of shitgilante justice.
After waiting for 3 hours for an interview, Dude gave the interviewer a Hobo Lunch Box with corn sprinkles.
Hobo Lunch Box by Rad Turlington October 4, 2016

Hobo's Lunchbox 

A mixed drink made from whatever random liquor is left in your house.

Usually made in desperation.

Use caution when ordering at a bar. You never know what you will get.
Person 1 - "Dude what are you drinking?"

Person 2 - "A refreshing Hobo's Lunchbox."

Person 1 - "But all we had left was Vodka, Harlequin, and tonic."
Hobo's Lunchbox by Bananas842 May 22, 2011

Hobo's Lunchbox 

Hobos Lunchbox:
Eating a girl out when she hasnt showered in a couple days when her crotch smells like piss and shit and hot sweaty fish found in a dumpster.
I went camping with my girlfriend last weekend. I was in the mood for fish tacos but ended up getting a hobo's lunchbox.
Hobo's Lunchbox by Hugh J. Ness February 9, 2020

Homolunch 

The alternative to going out for lunch. Typically used when you're trying to save money, but can also apply when you're trying to eat healthy.
Scott: What's for lunch?
Derek: I don't know, man. I think I'm just gonna have homolunch before all that turkey I bought goes bad.
Scott: Fuck!....Hey, you know what's awesome about homolunch?
Derek: Nothing.
Homolunch by Jerky1037 February 20, 2009
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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