Skip to main content

hobo lunch 

When someone ejaculates in a woman's asshole (or man's asshole if you're into that kind of stuff.) Then he or she farts. And most of the cum in the asshole sprays or seeps out. This process often turns the white semen a stanky brownish color; quite like a hobo.
Aw man, what stinks?

Oh, that's just some left over hobo lunch.

Ok, that's whats so stanky.
hobo lunch by snitches-aint-zhit January 4, 2013
hobo lunch mug front
Get the hobo lunch mug.
See more merch

Hobo Lunch Box 

Where one shits in a paper bag, and offers it up as a tasty meal. Often as a form of shitgilante justice.
After waiting for 3 hours for an interview, Dude gave the interviewer a Hobo Lunch Box with corn sprinkles.
Hobo Lunch Box by Rad Turlington October 4, 2016

Hobo's Lunchbox 

A mixed drink made from whatever random liquor is left in your house.

Usually made in desperation.

Use caution when ordering at a bar. You never know what you will get.
Person 1 - "Dude what are you drinking?"

Person 2 - "A refreshing Hobo's Lunchbox."

Person 1 - "But all we had left was Vodka, Harlequin, and tonic."

Hobo's Lunchbox 

Hobos Lunchbox:
Eating a girl out when she hasnt showered in a couple days when her crotch smells like piss and shit and hot sweaty fish found in a dumpster.
I went camping with my girlfriend last weekend. I was in the mood for fish tacos but ended up getting a hobo's lunchbox.
Hobo's Lunchbox by Hugh J. Ness February 9, 2020

Homolunch 

The alternative to going out for lunch. Typically used when you're trying to save money, but can also apply when you're trying to eat healthy.
Scott: What's for lunch?
Derek: I don't know, man. I think I'm just gonna have homolunch before all that turkey I bought goes bad.
Scott: Fuck!....Hey, you know what's awesome about homolunch?
Derek: Nothing.
Homolunch by Jerky1037 February 20, 2009

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026