hishas

Some way of saying 'happenings', 'events' or 'buisness'

"Hey Patty Sue! What's goin' down the hishas?"

"I'm excited cause there's a load of fun hishas coming up in this month"

"Ugh Wonton is such a gossip, she's always got to stick her nose in everyone's hishas"

"Mind your own hishas, skank"

by Thee_Pandora March 31, 2009

Sexual hisasser

Someone who makes unwanted or inappropriate sexual advances to a dude

That cougar I work with hit on this guy from the custodial pool, she is a total sexual hisasser

by Davedale August 9, 2019

Hisham Moment

A Hisham Moment - often abbreviated to HM - is best described as a divinely blissful feeling, achieved when a confluence of factors come together in a surprising and unintended manner to create enlightened ecstasy. Its origins date back to Hisham II, the third Ummayyad Caliph of Spain. Originally the caliph in 976, he was held hostage in 1009 and lost the throne. His Hisham Moment came when against all odds, he was reinstated as Caliph by Slavic troops of the Caliphate in 1010.

Notable examples of Hisham Moments includes fathers on the Maury Povich show when they are told You Are Not the Father following a paternity test.

Note: Hisham Moments are not to be confused with Miracles, which actually require Godly intervention

Having been with his vegan wife for 4 years, Hisham had all but given up on trying to convince her to partake in the joys of eating meat and all its derivatives. Mother Nature however had other plans for our newlyweds, and upon reaching the second trimester of her pregnancy, Kinza began to feel urges and cravings towards meat. She eventually succumbed to her desires and instructed Hisham that she wanted a burger. He chuckled, believing it to be a wind-up. So she grabbed him by the scruff of his shirt and screamed "Does it look like I'm joking?" It was then that it finally dawned on him what those words meant. Something he never dared dream of, even in his wildest imaginations. He gulped. Then gulped again. Then a smile appeared on his face, as his lips began to quiver and his eyes began to water, and he nodded. He nodded in approval like no man has ever nodded before. For he was basking in the Hisham Moment and savouring every second of it - the moment his wife finally joined him in enjoying a burger.

Francis: I saw Janine sneak into your room last night you cheeky bastard, go on then, spill the beans
Jamal: Haha yea, she always gets frisky after badminton. I happened to be standing there as soon as she finished her set
Francis: Well? How was she? Surprise sex is the best sex
Jamal: It was definitely unexpected, but not a Hisham Moment by any stretch of the imagination. She just lay there like a possum while I did all the work
Francis: Ouch. Well every hole's a goal mate

by DoesSheEvenGoHere October 11, 2017

Hisham

A fine handsome Man with a thunder cock that will make any girl love him and watch out for the Hisham eye it can attach any girl he like in a matter of seconds

Ashley’s girlfriend : is that Hisham
Ashley : ya he’s my best friend he’s cool

Ashley’s girlfriend : am dumping u ( she runs off and starts making out with Hisham )

by Cool broooo February 4, 2018

Hishanaka

A name of a child that was once very loved and will never be forgotten he was always cared about and always loved by others and will never leave our hearts or minds

Person 1: I want a Hishanaka
Person2: Yeah Hishanaka is the best
Person1: I know right

by Ilovewaterbottles June 10, 2017

highasballs

Word often used while texting friends. Used only when the texter is stoned out of their mind.

hey man what are you doing.
haha nothing just in my room highasballs

by yeyeyeoiunhjk October 15, 2009

Hispasian

The offspring of a Hispanic man/woman and an Asian man/woman. A rarity in modern society.

I suspect that the perfect hispasian would be the love child of Kim Jong-il and Penélope Cruz.

by Arizona Fruit Punch March 21, 2009