Hinksey'd 

When your workmate climbs in the shower with you and touches you

I was having a shower and I got hinksey'd I could feel his cock on my ass

Hinksey'd by noway.truedat October 14, 2015

Dirty Hinkley 

When you tell everyone at work that you took a jog for lunch when, in actuality, you drove to to McDonalds to eat a Big Mac and then threw water on your faced to simulate sweat.

Q: Why's Bob taking a shower at 1:00 in the afternoon?

A: He's pulling a Dirty Hinkley.

Dirty Hinkley by Naughty Nanny July 27, 2010