A hex song is a bewitched or cursed song which brings a feeling of unrelenting paranoia and bad luck to a given situation dependant on a single persons experience and preference. The verb “hex” dates back to 19th century Germany.
by Mrhex January 6, 2018
A Pokemon Trainer sprite from the Pokemon series. Often chosen to be sexualized to the delight of weebs. Whether they're attracted by her crazed demeanor or dark persona, she has become a staple medium for all things lewd. Her popularity rose from her role in selling Moo Moo Milk in Pokemon X and Y. You really don't want to know where she gets it from. *wink wink*
Hex Maniac is so THICC!
by UrbanThicc August 16, 2018
This is when a streamer has an inconsistent or non existing upload shedule. This can be down to allergies or pure laziness.
by FiercePhantom27 July 28, 2021
ME: Oh no, I broke my sword!
HEX MAN: Did somebody say they BROKE something??
ME: Oh my, It's Hex Man!
HEX MAN: Did somebody say they BROKE something??
ME: Oh my, It's Hex Man!
by ryu02 March 15, 2009
A nasty, malicious and/or subtly unnerving text sent from someone (usually a current or ex-girlfriend) designed to get inside the recipient's head and ruin their day/night.
A good example would be 'Your roomate says Hi' from a recently broke up with ex girlfriend right as the former boyfriend is entering his favorite bar for the evening.
A good example would be 'Your roomate says Hi' from a recently broke up with ex girlfriend right as the former boyfriend is entering his favorite bar for the evening.
"yeah dude let's fuckin' party!"
*phone beeps, looks at phone, goes sheet white, swallows hard and puts the phone back in pocket*
"oh man looks like the ex-gf just hit him with the hex message, he's worthless for the night"
*phone beeps, looks at phone, goes sheet white, swallows hard and puts the phone back in pocket*
"oh man looks like the ex-gf just hit him with the hex message, he's worthless for the night"
by Nick Beam May 10, 2008
by a hex girl September 20, 2021
When you, or somebody else, thinks of something really bad happening to you, and no matter how hard you try, you can't get it out of your head; you think of a totally bogus 100% impossible situation to counteract, or hex it.
1. Johnny was stepping into the shower, then thought of slipping and breaking his neck, quickly, he pictured a clown wearing a speedo kicking him in the face, while he was doing a barrel roll glued to the ceiling; somehow. He then realized "hex the jinx" saved his life.
2. When your hung-over friend crosses the street, you picture an 18-wheeler running him down, so you picture Bob Marley coming out of the sky and picking your friend up and hurling him 50 miles into the air, as you shoot yourself in the head with a desert eagle that shoots baked beans shaped like buggs bunny. And your friend safely crosses the street once you come back to reality.
2. When your hung-over friend crosses the street, you picture an 18-wheeler running him down, so you picture Bob Marley coming out of the sky and picking your friend up and hurling him 50 miles into the air, as you shoot yourself in the head with a desert eagle that shoots baked beans shaped like buggs bunny. And your friend safely crosses the street once you come back to reality.
by JanitorWithAnAxe November 27, 2010