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herpegonasyphuli 

Multi-tasking, nasty, sexually transmitted disease. This disease is especially reserved for sluts, homewreckers, and other types of whores. This disease is a special combo for a specific group of "people". It is a combination of herpes, gonorrhea, syphilis, and any other STD I may have overlooked. I came up with this word for people whom may screw many people in a day, (and think it's OK), whores, sluts, homewreckers, and man (or woman) stealers!
That nasty slut Amy has herpegonasyphuli so don't screw her.
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herpegonasyphillAIDS 

A combination of herpes, gonorrhea, syphilis, and AIDS. This means that you are burnt up, and I mean really burnt up.
Jaime a hoe. I know she got herpegonasyphilLAIDS.

herpegonosyphilitis

The worst of all sexually transmitted diseases. The herpes simplex virus with added genetic coding from the gonorrhea bacterium, allowing it to invade CD4+ T cells and rewrite their tRNA to code for syphilis proteins. Can only be cured by a cocktail of paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin and Mad Dog 20-20.
Guy 1: Dude, I think I caught herpegonosyphilitis from those 5 hookers at my party.
Guy 2: Here, have some paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin and a fifth of mad dog.

Herpegonasyphilarhea 

The definition of having the majority of venereal diseases known to man.
OMG Bitch, you got Herpegonasyphilarhea!

herpegonasyphilitous 

someone who is infested with herpes, syphilis, gonoreaha
That nasty bitch has herpegonasyphilitous.

Herpegonasyphilarhea 

The definition of having the majority of venereal diseases known to man.
OMG Bitch, you got Herpegonasyphilarhea!

herpagonasyphilitas 

A condition derived from humans having sex with farm animals after a tend on tiktok went viral. Side effects include painful urination, liquid feces, and intense urg to have sex with farm animals. Doctors advise to use lysol on toilets as the disease can be spread through sewer systems and public water. There is no vaccine at this time. Doctors advise to use lysol wipes instead of toilet paper if your area is known to have cases.
Hey, i did a tiktok and now i have herpagonasyphilitas.

I forgot to wipe with lysol wipes and now I have herpagonasyphilitas
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