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Condensed Hermaphrodite = hermapho OR Hermafo

Word used by swick ppl to call other unswickies.

-Cameron Ladouche is definetly a Hermapho

-Hey did you guys see that creature? Knockers on top but A twig with some rocks :(

hermapho by gigaubuntu October 19, 2007

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Hermaphrodisiac

Combining hermaphrodite and aphrodisiac not only makes my veiny 3 inch dick hard but it refers to when you are fucking the shit outta a ladyboy and can't seem to get enough of that sweet pussy and meaty cock or penis.

I was playing Scrabble with my Grandma and played the word Hermaphrodisiac. I defined it for her and she said it reminded her of Grandpa.

Hermaphrodisiac by David Bisbee July 4, 2019

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Hermaphrodyke

A person with both male and female genitalia that only has sex with other people of dual sex organ persuasion.

Williamina: Wow that dude-sister is so damn gender ambiguous, I would totally let it touch all my types of junk with all of its types of junk!

Blake: I am vaguely disgusted but understand that you are a hermaphrodyke.

Hermaphrodyke by Paddo83 August 18, 2011

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Hermaphrobating

When a hermaphrodite has sex with ones self without the use of hands

Dude, Lady Gaga was just hermaphrobating on my bed

Hermaphrobating by Undaneef Da Bus January 10, 2010

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Hermapod

A mystical creature that comes out of the night when it suspects some one of being under the influence of cannabis. It leaves its victims tangled in their own intestines and usually ejaculates on there right eye.

The hermapod was hiding in the closet before it came out and killed billy. Too bad Billy was high or else he would still be alive today

Hermapod by hermapodtrainer July 25, 2011

herpaphobia

a fear of herpes.

steve: man, i hate being a virgen...
rick: why dont you go hit up gertrude? that bitch is a fuck machine!
chuck: yeah, she slobbed all over my knob yesterday.
steve: doesnt she have the gift that keeps on giving? you know.. herpes?
chuck: dude.. ouch..
steve: yeah. i think i'll let my herpaphobia get the best of me this time and avoid gertie.
rick: good call

herpaphobia by the storm drains March 14, 2009

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herpaphobe

A man or woman who will not have sex without a condom in order to prevent the potential transmission of herpes.

Marsha, don't be such a "herpaphobe", It's 4am and I refuse to re-use the condom that you had up your ass yesterday.

herpaphobe by Oh-zOne July 9, 2011

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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