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hermapho

Condensed Hermaphrodite = hermapho OR Hermafo

Word used by swick ppl to call other unswickies.
-Cameron Ladouche is definetly a Hermapho

-Hey did you guys see that creature? Knockers on top but A twig with some rocks :(
by gigaubuntu October 19, 2007
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Hermaphrodisiac

Combining hermaphrodite and aphrodisiac not only makes my veiny 3 inch dick hard but it refers to when you are fucking the shit outta a ladyboy and can't seem to get enough of that sweet pussy and meaty cock or penis.
I was playing Scrabble with my Grandma and played the word Hermaphrodisiac. I defined it for her and she said it reminded her of Grandpa.
by David Bisbee July 4, 2019
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Hermaphrodyke

A person with both male and female genitalia that only has sex with other people of dual sex organ persuasion.
Williamina: Wow that dude-sister is so damn gender ambiguous, I would totally let it touch all my types of junk with all of its types of junk!

Blake: I am vaguely disgusted but understand that you are a hermaphrodyke.
by Paddo83 August 18, 2011
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Hermaphrobating

When a hermaphrodite has sex with ones self without the use of hands
Dude, Lady Gaga was just hermaphrobating on my bed
by Undaneef Da Bus January 10, 2010
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Hermapod

A mystical creature that comes out of the night when it suspects some one of being under the influence of cannabis. It leaves its victims tangled in their own intestines and usually ejaculates on there right eye.
The hermapod was hiding in the closet before it came out and killed billy. Too bad Billy was high or else he would still be alive today
by hermapodtrainer July 25, 2011
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herpaphobia

a fear of herpes.
steve: man, i hate being a virgen...
rick: why dont you go hit up gertrude? that bitch is a fuck machine!
chuck: yeah, she slobbed all over my knob yesterday.
steve: doesnt she have the gift that keeps on giving? you know.. herpes?
chuck: dude.. ouch..
steve: yeah. i think i'll let my herpaphobia get the best of me this time and avoid gertie.
rick: good call
by the storm drains March 14, 2009
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herpaphobe

A man or woman who will not have sex without a condom in order to prevent the potential transmission of herpes.
Marsha, don't be such a "herpaphobe", It's 4am and I refuse to re-use the condom that you had up your ass yesterday.
by Oh-zOne July 9, 2011
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