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hellaween 

Ween: Short for weiner; a large, erect member; male sexual reproductive organ; genitalia
or
Ween: To flash a completly unnessesary limp penis in a movie scene.

Hella: It is commonly used in place of "really" or "very" when describing something.

Hellaween: The day before Halloween, October 30th. Participants flash their limp penis' to unsuspecting passersby.
Dude, Halloween was awesome, but Hellaween was so cool. I showed my penis to everyone!
hellaween by Hellaween February 22, 2010
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second halloween 

Down with valentine's day! It is now second Halloween or Halloween 2.0
Let's have a second Halloween instead of valentine's day!
second halloween by wickedkitty23 February 5, 2017

Halloweenicana 

A general term referring to the awareness of fall being in the air; also, an unspeakable association alluding to the fall / autumn season.

Similar to Americana in the way that one cherishes all things Halloween and of autumn. For example, seeing Halloween decorations in Dollar Stores and Wal-Mart in September, noticing the changing of leaves color, watching scary movies, going to Halloween parties, et cetera.

Unfortunately, Halloween(icana) is usually quickly overshadowed by the concentration of the unbelievably marketable and commercial Christmas.
Joe: Mark, summer isnt over yet...its only August 29th, why do you have Halloween decorations on your house already?

Mark: Fuck you man, Ive got a serious case of Halloweenicana!
Halloweenicana by Titan McFoley August 29, 2010

Spirit Halloween 

A silent predator that waits for dying stores to go bankrupt and suddenly appears in late September to early October.
Wait, when did that Spirit Halloween get there? Wasn’t that an AutoZone?
Spirit Halloween by CornBin October 3, 2020

slutty women's Halloween costume formula 

A formula which can be applied in order to make any Halloween costume, regardless of how plain or innocent, slutty enough to be given the "sexy" title by the Halloween costume industry. The formula, from the shoes up, goes as follows: fuck-me pumps or heels, stockings, a short skirt or booty shorts, and a top to indicate what the wearer is supposed to be dressed as. Accessories are optional.
To make a sexy police officer costume, we can apply the slutty women's Halloween costume formula: black fuck-me pumps, fishnet stockings, a blue miniskirt, and a blue button-up blouse with a police badge.
To make a sexy maid: black fuck-me heels, black stockings, black miniskirt, and a white apron.

hellaquent

able to express your ideas and opinions persuasively while somehow also integrating Bay Area ideas, pop culture references, colloquialisms, and/or slang, without sacrificing articulate vocabulary.
Raphy has become much more hellaquent after both studying for the LSATs in proximity to Stanford and exposing himself to a myriad of characters promoting clubs in San Francisco.

Memorizing every E-40 track and passing his lyrics off as your own in everyday speech doesn't make you hellaquent -- it makes you a biter.

Oh Guy Kawasaki, if I was as hellaquent as you, I'd be a a Silicon Valley venture capitalist too!
hellaquent by Wafflecopter October 4, 2009