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Haybaker 

When you're fingering a woman and you have got maximum fingerage inside and they're demanding more, so you attempt to give her what she wants by extracting fingers and going in with the fist. On doing so her pussy closes on removal of fingers and so you end up punching the pussy rather than fisting her!
She asked for more and I accidentally gave her a haybaker!
Haybaker by Busybee666 May 6, 2017
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haymaker 

A powerful forceful punch. The word usually used in boxing. When the person swings with full force. Twists his waist and shoulders round before turning back unleasing a mighty blow!
"He hit him with a Haymaker!"

"A left uppercut Haymaker!"

"The Haymaker!"

haymaker by KA0310 December 7, 2006

haymaker 


1. a very powerful punch

2. any powerful blow, literally or figuratively
(from the wide stroke of a scythe cutting hay)
He gave him the old haymaker when he got in his face.

virginia haymaker 

Similar to the Kentucky lawnmower. The Virginia haymaker is were a man is on all fours on shag carpet about to take a strap on to the rectum. When she enters she knocks his hands down so he is face first on the carpet then is fucked across the floor giving him rugburn on his face
She gave me a Virginia haymaker last night that I was not ready for now my face hurts

Haymaker Reign 

A London Based Underground Rock Band.. Forcing their way into the ring of fire.
Haymaker Reign Song's include: BrainChild, Parade & Symbiosis.
Haymaker Reign by ReignOnTheParade September 6, 2009

Haybaler 

The haybaler is the classic sex move where one does the following:
1. Shave off all one's pubic hairs and put them in a little bag.
2. Start having sex with someone doggy-style.
3. Take the shaven pubic hairs out of the bag and stuff them in the ass of the fucked doggy-style person.
4. Stuff the cock in the person's ass and ram the pubes down.
5. When the person shits next, they shit out a pubic hair/shit hay bale.
Man 1: Dude, that chick is pretty hot but she's a total bitch.

Man 2: Yeah I'm gonna nail her with a haybaler tonight.
Haybaler by Dick Cobra April 13, 2010

Harlem Haymaker 

When you're having vaginal or anal sex with your partner in the full nelson position, and right before you're gonna bust a nut, deliver a single, powerful thrust that launches them in mid-air and as they're coming back down, proceed to deck them right in the kisser.
My wife and I recently divorced because I decided to treat her to something special in the bedroom one night, and in the heat of the moment right when I was about to nut, I delivered the Harlem Haymaker hard enough that, not only did she clench like a vice grip, but also went into a 2-year coma.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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