hawn hawn

a horny person, especially a guy, who tries to trick a girl into talking dirty to him and fails because she's too smart for that

Jeezum, Matt is such a hawn hawn! Look what he just texted me; "what would you do if i pushed you on the bed while we were kissing?"

All I'm sayin back is "nothing"

by ilovealexsoosoosoomuch May 16, 2011

hawn syndrom

when you get terminal headaches due to thinking too hard about hot things.

you have hawn syndrom

by akuwfiksz June 13, 2008

Oldie Hawn

Derogatory term for old women. Pun on actress Goldie Hawn's name. Popularized by Simpson's character Comic Book Store Guy.

Agnes Skinner (cutting in front): Out of my way tubby!

Comic Book Store Guy: Oh PARDON me OLDIE hawn!

by Eddy July 19, 2007

Cameron Hawn

Cameron, the biggest douche bag in the world. He is gay and takes in the ass, eye, mouth, ear, nostril, and between the fat rolls. He likes to do his siblings and will never have a girlfriends. He will only have flings with his dog Roxanne. And masterbates a lot. He weighs over three hundred pounds. He is grotesque. Can be shortened up to gay fag

Dude, look at that kid he is such a Cameron Hawn.

by Angelica April 15, 2005

hawn

an old person. Derives from "Oldie Hawn," a play off of the name of the actress Goldie Hawn.

"There are so many hawns here in Las Vegas!"

by Bozzler December 26, 2008

HAWN

Acronym for "Have A wonderful Night".

Mainly used in text messages en social media to bring some joy and happiness in someone's life.

HAWN is used in the evening = Have a wonderful night

HAWD is used in the morning = Have a wonderful day

used in a friendly way, can be used for friends,family and lovers <3

In a text message: Hi shorty i'm of to bed, i'm really tiered. I had so much fun tonight. C ya tomorrow. #HAWN

Social media: I slept like a rose last night. Hmmm I love good times and lovely weekends. love you all! greetings sanoj #HAWD

social media: happy b-day bro! #HAWD & #HAWN

by sanoj October 30, 2012

Oldie Hawn

Derived from the actress Goldie Hawn, Oldie Hawn is a term for an elderly woman.

"Make the right dude, the light is green."
"Well I would, but I'm waiting for Oldie Hawn over here to cross the street."

by Hilton S. January 2, 2009