hassko 

The realist guy around. he is a very amazing guy with great looks that make him very attractive. However, he is very anti-social and quiet but observes everything around him and is very mature when dealing with everything but when he is around people he likes, he is a fun guy to be around and can also be annoying but in a loving way.

Ay Hassko is there look, lets go take a picture with him

hassko by Latifah Parker May 22, 2018

Hassock 

Litterally a prayer cushion, however sounds like one of the most fantastic insults imagineable. Used to insult god-fanatics and all manner of church-goers in order to remove their one decently named material possession.

Dave (to a priest): y'all a hassock!

Priest: the power of christ compells you *throws holy water*

Dave: IT BURNS!

Hassock by steveism February 25, 2009

Hasshole 

When someone is hassling you about something while being an asshole about it.

"Take out the trash already!"
"Fine I'll do it now so you can stop being an hasshole."

Hasshole by xKrazyKiller February 9, 2012

Hasshole 

When David Hasselhoff acts like a complete asshole.

Fan: OMG! It's David Hasselhoff! Can I have your autograph?

David Hasselhoff: Fuck off!

Fan: Jeez, someone's being a hasshole.

Hasshole by piratesschaf2112 January 15, 2009

Hasslon

someone who's really ugly.
Justin Bieber was once called a hasslon.

Girl: I find him very beautiful.
Boy: No, he's not.
Girl: Why not?
Boy: He's a hasslon, actually.

Hasslon by sambou October 22, 2010

hasshole 

a person or task requiring an unjustified amount of work and attention. Usually in the work place when referring to a client, co-worker or boss.

When used in conversation, the word stealthily sounds like hassle.

Co-worker: My boss just made me pull all the client files from last year and re-file them in chronological order rather than alphabetical.
Me: What a hasshole.
Co-Worker: Yeah, tell me about it...wait, what?
Me: Don't worry about it. Can you get me the Alvarez file from last year?

hasshole by asheville_dingo May 14, 2009

Hasso 

A very charming man. So charming that you forget to question his credibility. You will listen to his lies and you will never get the full truth. When you look into his baby blue eyes you see a man who could be amazing. You also see a lost little boy. How he ends up is entirely up to him. Don’t wait around for him to change though, it won’t happen.

Dude you’re being a Hasso right now, man up and tell the truth! Maybe lay off the booze too..

You can tell that’s a Hasso, he hasn’t left the black jack table in over 20 hrs.

He’s just like Hasso, you love him and you hate him at the same damn time.

Hasso by SomebodyElse7 November 12, 2018