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happyrant 

A vehement monologue that sounds, looks, and smells like a rant, but in which only positive things are said.
...and I'll tell you what else! There is absolutely no fucking reason you should not put on that goddamn bikini and walk around like you own the fucking place because you are a hundred times hotter than you realize and the sooner you fucking own that the sooner the rest of us can start feeling properly jealous and/or lustful toward you, and the sooner -- don't you walk away from my happyrant!
happyrant by Kate Saybrook September 11, 2009
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happylanche

An avalanche of happiness or overwhelming joy. Could be for a specific reason or no reason at all. It is an exuberant feeling of existential goodness and positivity. Like an avalanche, a happylanche gains momentum and speed until it sweeps from one person to the next, like a massive.
Erika's blog post was so positive that it caused a happylanche across the internet.
happylanche by tachanamercazit March 14, 2014

Happylanche

Verb: The act of seeking to create avalanches of happiness

Noun: An avalanche of happiness
Adjective: Describing an event or act as full of happiness
In 2014, Ahava Emunah (previously known as "Erika") coined the word, Happylanche, to express her desire to create avalanches of happiness everywhere she goes.

Ahava created a happylanche when she announced that a cure for cancer was finally discovered.

I want to spread joy and kick off a happiness avalanche - a happylanche!

joyful happiness happy positive thinking
Happylanche by Happylanche June 19, 2017

happycrank 

happycrank is a subhuman who has mental problems with his personality.
Making infinite amount of alt accounts on HLTV he tries to run away of his sad life but everyone knows how it goes.
You saw that retard shitposting on hltv? He must be happycrank.
happycrank by Beograd November 22, 2019

Happycat 

The happiest fucking cat on earth. Source of happiness is the Something Awful forums.
Patriotic happycat is the best happy cat photoshop IMHO.
Happycat by Marcus September 3, 2005

hagyrants 

Hagyrants, (also known as Jeff Hagy) is a YouTuber who makes videos exposing fake YouTubers. Hagy has over 20,000 subscribers, and has been featured on a channel known as "Dramaalert". Hagy got most of his subscribers exposing a youtuber known as "Mcjuggernuggets". Doing so, Hagy grabbed the attention of a small youtuber named, "Edward Hubbard" sparking Edward to call Hagy a bully. This created a YouTube war between Hagy's friends and Edwards friends. Hagy now spends his time on YouTube, making live podcasts with his friends Tindill and Jefftutorials.
Ryan: Did you see Mcjuggernuggets get exposed by Hagyrants?
James: Yea Hagyrants is awesome.
hagyrants by Slicknick1223 January 27, 2017

happyisntsohappy

happyisntsohappy is the best mcu account ever
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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