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A vehement monologue that sounds, looks, and smells like a rant, but in which only positive things are said.
...and I'll tell you what else! There is absolutely no fucking reason you should not put on that goddamn bikini and walk around like you own the fucking place because you are a hundred times hotter than you realize and the sooner you fucking own that the sooner the rest of us can start feeling properly jealous and/or lustful toward you, and the sooner -- don't you walk away from my happyrant!
by Kate Saybrook September 10, 2009
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