A shower taken while drinking one or multiple beers. Has the same relaxing effect of drinking in a hot tub. There are different levels of happy showers. A regular one includes one beer, a double happy shower entails the drinking of two beers, triple with three, and so on. A super happy shower includes any of the above but while also receiving a blowjob.
Dude #1: Bro you're sweaty as all hell. Did you just work out? You need a shower.
Dude #2: Yeah, man, toss me a couple beers, I'm gonna make it a happy shower.
Dude #1: Where's your girlfriend at? Tell her to give you a blowjob and you can make it a super happy shower.
Dude #2: Yeah, man, toss me a couple beers, I'm gonna make it a happy shower.
Dude #1: Where's your girlfriend at? Tell her to give you a blowjob and you can make it a super happy shower.
by Dweebos Maximus March 18, 2009
A shower that consists of masturbating and quick cleansing of the penis after the act has taken place.
by Mr. Donlon April 13, 2012
To head to the bar straight off the beach, instead of stopping home first to get glammed up for a night on the town. Dress code is swimsuits and sandals with sand on your feet.
by StinkTree August 19, 2020