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gypsies/pikeys 

The most horrible and vile humans to "grace" the Earth.

They tend to live in caravan sites, but can also be found in the middle of really rough council estates, and when they grow old and grey they move to a bungalow with all their tax-avoided savings. They get money by mugging people, offering to pave your driveway/fix your walls/clean your windows, and if you refuse, they will viciously attack you. Staying well away from gypsy infested areas will result in safety, as they can be found prowling the streets and pouncing on innocent people and heavily beating them. They can also be found at places where people who are different to them gather, ie skate parks and local music festivals. At these places they like to fight "moshers" who are usually alone and much younger and much less stronger then them. They are mencaing when in numbers, but usually harmless when outnumbered, but that usually doesn't stop them. They can be as young as 10 or as old as 30, and anywhere inbetween. Standing up to one will usually result in being hounded by their hundreds of relatives that are older and "harder". Younger gypsies are usually very scruffy and malnourished, and usually neglected from attention at home, possibly because their parents are usually only 12-16 years older than them. They tend to wear old tracksuit pants and chavesque jewellery and clothing. Older gypsies (16-20) are often well built and wear tank tops and jeans, with large work boots. Older gypsies are loud and obnoxious, looking and acting like young chavs.

When they "attack" they usually seem "friendly" but often turn violent when they don't get what they want.
AKA: gyppos
"Shit, aload of gypsies have moved into my mate's estate."
"Yeah, there's loads of caravans on the field."

"I was walking past Tesco when some gyppos started asking if I wanted to see their new car. When I said no they jumped me and stole my MP3 player and my phone."

...gypsies/pikeys.
gypsies/pikeys by hteebx August 24, 2006

gypsies/pikeys 

Gypsies are people who have loads of history and can teach a few things about repsecting elders!!
Gypsies/pikeys work hard, dont claim dole money, dont have teenage pregnancys, dont get drunk, have loads of interesting stories.
gypsies/pikeys by Charlesy April 10, 2006
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026