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1. (n) a really good sandwich, said with a certain slang. 2. (n) a substitute word when others are less acceptable/ illicit. 3. (n,v,adj) any interchangeable word used by one who gweitches to indicate almost anything; similar to smurf
1. Hey mang, lets go get a gweitch before the game. 2. Diddy called, he'll be here soon with the gweitch. 3. I was gweitching up Mt. Crushmore when there was an avalgweitch that kept me at base camp. Hiking for days, eventuially all I really wanted was to summit the gweitch, enjoy the gweitchtaking vista, and then get some sleep.
gweitch by obiwangweitchnobi November 22, 2010
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1. To demand, ask for, or take as one's own.

2. To move, go, or come secretly, quietly, or unobserved while committing theft.
Gwitch a cigarette butt; gwitch one's cigarette; to gwitch a cigarette out of a box; to gwitch a cigarette and begin to smoke.
Gwitch by Bob Simon November 22, 2009
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To fit into something by squeezing yourself.
I just go to GWENTCH into this crack
gwentch by AntIs_Cool July 17, 2017
A serious case of a swollen itchy gootch. Often painful, especially after sub-consciously scratching at it all night in your sleep. Treat with a topical cream, and leave it alone. Eventually, the itch will subside resulting in much shedding of dead choda skin.
Frank: "Dude, I got a really nasty case of the geitchz. I hope its not from that hooker I tea-bagged last night."

Tom: "Man, I told you to stay away from those $20 bitches. Quit picking at that shit, you're grossing me out."
geitchz by GasHuffer12 October 8, 2008
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