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The female version of the gal pal. A guy pal is a girl who hangs around with all the guys. This particular species befriends all the guys around her in hopes that her womanly intel and sensitive charms will somehow get her laid. Unfortunately for the guy pal, she shall never get laid for all the guys she hangs with shall never see her as anything past a good friend.
That Jessica Richards is the biggest guy pal. See won't get laid until she realizes that guys dig girls who don't talk to them 24/7.
guy pal by theguynotgalpal May 24, 2011
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Your not that guy pal 

Your not that guy but spicier with pal added to the end to it
Him: bro I’m going to fucking kill you
Me: your not that guy
Him: I’m still going to fucking kill you
Me: your not that guy PAL
Him: woah woah woah take a chill pill I’ll back away I’m sorry dude

man-dude-guy-pal 

A pronoun used when the speaker is too distraught to remember someones name.
"Hey man-dude-guy-pal can you pass me that dew?"
man-dude-guy-pal by Dude McDudeson August 27, 2006

skinny pale guy 

see Ryan Bourassa
1.)that computer geek is such a skinny pale guy 2.) sexy (acording to freaks)
skinny pale guy by SPG October 20, 2003
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