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A type of person who would like two girls and the two girls like him back but at the end of the day he'll only choose his own hands to do the job. He may look like a stick but deep down theres only 1 hanging. Gurprit enjoys smoking Mevius so that he wont have to give any to his friends who only smoke Marlboro. He never does laundry although he has a laundry machine. You know he has done his laundry when he wears Pestle and Mortar, but only wears Bieber when he doesn't.
Bob likes Jess and Sarah but will only masturbate. He's a fucking a Gurprit.
by CumSwollower May 17, 2018
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