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"It is dirived from a story involving a man named Graham one day Graham was walking happily along .. for once he was doing nothing "naughty" but because he was in Wynumm there were pulled up to by to police officers... One of the officers then realised he knew graham ... said "Ohh your that GUARM fella"

Thus the Guarm word was invented .. by some hill billy silly copper from out wynumm way that couldnt pronounce Graham .. and from that point on Guarm was used when somthing was unsavoury, nasty or stupid

It has nothing to do with the island
"Man that kebab was Guarm"

"Dang I dont want to know about that Guarm Shit"
guarm by VisOne March 24, 2003
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Guarm is a word used for when you're destroying someone in a video game.
"Yo, I just straight up guarmed that guy!"
"Yea bro, you're such a guarmer"
Guarm by FlimsyPampers May 27, 2021
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tard fam guarantee 

This is what we call a guarantee that is made by any of the tard fam members. This is the most useless and hopeless guarantee ever. Usually anytime a tard fam member makes a guarantee of any sorts, you can take all your money to Vegas and bet on the opposite happening with supreme confidence. As we have already known, tard fam has no idea whatsoever on what they are talking about and as a result they think that they are smarter than they actually are. Since they think they're so smart, they may let their tard side show a little when they go around making all these promises and guarantees.
Norman "Nick": Dude, I guarantee that I am the least retarded person in this chat. It's probably York if we're being honest.
York: Dude, that's cap asf. I guarantee that Mike Carlson is more of a retard than me.
Armando: Looks like both of you woke up this morning and decided to acted retarded all day. Shut your asses up with your wack ass tard fam guarantees.
tard fam guarantee by TurnM3Up July 21, 2020

Garminarnar

Wow Robert, your deck is so Garminarnar!”
“Thanks gang.”
Garminarnar by hehdididoosst March 29, 2021

Garmadon 

LEGIT ONE OF THE BEST MOTHER FUCKERS OF THE LEGO UNIVERSE HE WILL DIE FOR HIS SON LEGIT
Hey Garmadon how ya doin
Garmadon by Songbird6768 July 9, 2018

Garmondius 

GOD, SUPREME LEADER, Inventor of the Shop Queue
What else is there to do in life than praise Garmondius
Garmondius by Jim_Phelon July 6, 2021

Ryan Guarantee 

Term used to describe something that is almost guaranteed to happen.

A Ryan guarantee is worth 90% of an actual guarantee
I give you a Ryan guarantee that I wont drink too much tonight