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n. 1. A young hipster characterized by aggressive and vociferous belief in the superiority of all things Google. Often rocks an ironic mustache. Often evangelical about Google and derisive towards competitors, ie Yahoo, Microsoft, et cetera. Feelings of entitlement based solely on having acquired a Gmail account during "beta." Believes the new Arcade Fire album is already the best thing to come out in the next 5 years. Knows acronyms like HTML and POP3. Actually uses Google Wave. Scoffs at Apple but secretly believes their products are damn sexy.
That pretentious gsnob won't even sext with me on AIM anymore.
gsnob by snowdoesntsuck September 20, 2010
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the combination of a garden gnome and hobbit
karene is a gnobbit.
gnobbit by robbie lew August 17, 2008
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Ginobili 

1. a stone cold killer
2. the baddest motherfucker on the planet
David: Did you see that guy last night?

John: Fuck yeah, he was a Ginobili.
Ginobili by DelRioHeat21 April 21, 2010

Manu Ginobili 

A professional basketball player from Argentina who regularly embarasses American players as a guard for the NBA San Antonio Spurs.

Being left-handed, very agressive, and unorthodox make Ginobili one of the most difficult players to defend in the NBA.
Wow!! Did you see that?? Manu Ginobili just took it to the hoop between three taller players and slammed it home!! How does he do it?
Manu Ginobili by ThePointe March 21, 2008
A device used by dyslexic pot-smokers
Hey, pass me the gnob after you put some fresh water in it.
Gnob by Ms. MJKeenan August 11, 2003
eklig, ranzig, muftig
Boah, der hat sich ja wahrscheinlich Wochen lang nicht gewaschen, er sieht echt gnoblig aus.
gnoblig by muftigermoBAMBA December 5, 2022
refers to a bong, code for smoking out of bong
"Yo playa, let's go hit the gnob."
gnob by Playboy November 11, 2003
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
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