n. 1. A young hipster characterized by aggressive and vociferous belief in the superiority of all things Google. Often rocks an ironic mustache. Often evangelical about Google and derisive towards competitors, ie Yahoo, Microsoft, et cetera. Feelings of entitlement based solely on having acquired a Gmail account during "beta." Believes the new Arcade Fire album is already the best thing to come out in the next 5 years. Knows acronyms like HTML and POP3. Actually uses Google Wave. Scoffs at Apple but secretly believes their products are damn sexy.

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