gsilf 

Greek Scholar I'd like to Fuck. Refers to an extreamly sexy Greek philosopher that you would engage in sexual activity with, if he was still alive.

Wick: Pythagoras is such a gsilf, with his sexy theorem.
Reem: I like Euclid better. His beard and robe are so damn hot.
Wick: I have a triangle fetish. But maybe you're into quadratics. That's cool, I guess.
Reem: Oh yeahhhh

gsilf by ilfmaster December 9, 2008

gsilf 

Greek Scholar I'd Like to Fuck.

Euclid is such a sexy gsilf with his long beard and robe.

gsilf by ilfmaster December 9, 2008

GDILF 

Grand Dad I'd Like (to) Fuck

Holy shit! Can you believe Pierce Brosnan is 62?!? TFW you totally want to bang a GDILF.

GDILF by Kiwi, Cool Story July 11, 2016

GILF complex 

A GILF complex is the guilty desire to fuck Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin. As experienced by Liberal males, the GILF complex can be deeply troubling.

"Although her big splotchy moo cow blouse was a bit disconcerting, I experienced full turgidity as Governor Palin bent over to pick up her speech notes. Palin's saucy hausfrau ass just sort of sprung out at me from heavy polyester bondage- POW! And just as quickly, there it was- the ol' GILF complex.

GILF complex by Mo Dixley October 19, 2008

gilf

Grandmother I'd Like to Fuck

Hey Baker, when Bristol pops out that baby, Sarah Palin will be such a royal gilf!

gilf by Otis Browning February 20, 2009

ggilf 

Great-Granny I'd Like to Fuck

Yo nanna such a GGILF!

ggilf by Anonymous October 24, 2003

gilfa

Acronym for "Grannies I'd like to fuck anally". It's a word used to design a well-conservated women over 60 years-old. You'd like to fuck her anally, because:
1) you don't want her to become pregnant, even if there is almost no chance because of her age;
2) it may be the only orifice on her body tight enough to please you.

Holy Shit! Remerber the Gilf of the other day? Well guess what, she's pregnant now. From now, I'm only hunting Gilfa's.

gilfa by |Pete| January 24, 2007