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Grunge Puppy 

A band formed outside of Philadelphia in late 2017. Grunge Puppy is known for their grungy songs (go figure), their stage presence live (throwing themselves on the floor, solos behind head) and their interesting personalities outside of music!
Person A: Have you heard of the band “Grunge Puppy”?
Person B: That’s a dumb name...
Person A: You obviously don’t listen to many bands do ya?
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grunge puppy 

A grunge puppy is a very cute male/female that adheres to the grunge style circa 1980-1990's. They wear the following but not limited to these articles of clothing: leather/pleather jackets (studded or non-studded), plaid, flannel, acid wash, light denim, Doc Martens, un-kempt or natural looking hair,fishnets, females can be mistaken for hookers/street walkers, also anything that looks like it could be off of a character from : Married with Children, Full House, Blossom or any members of Nirvana/Hole.

While these styles could be off-setting to some, the grunge puppy is so attractive in looks, personality,confidence, crudeness, realness, and demeanor, that the fact they are horribly dressed from the wrong era makes them even more attractive.

It's like seeing the cutest puppy in the world, but then that puppy with a very off-putting collar and haircut. You just can't resist it.
Examples of a grunge puppy: Kelly Bundy, Kimmy Gibler, Coutney Love, Kurt Cobain, BUT if it was 2014 and they had not conformed to styles.

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you
giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004