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grump-a-dump 

Grump-a-dump is a name for a person that is tres grumpy. Can also be known as a grumpasaurus!
OI stop being a grump-a-dump!
grump-a-dump by Grumpasaurus May 31, 2006

Grump dumpling 

Someone who never has anything nice to say, ever. There's always a rude comment coming out of their mouth.
Person 1: Becca was so rude today. She pretty much told me I suck at my job.

Person 2: Don't pay any attention to her. She's just a grump dumpling.
Grump dumpling by Hoosker-doos August 29, 2014

grumpy dump 

A shit that hurts coming out. Grumpy dumps most often occur after eating spicy food, or can simply happen if you are just taking girthy shit.
Man, I just took a giant grumpy dump! I think my butthole is bleeding!

John took a grumpy dump upstairs! I think we are gonna need to call a plumber.
grumpy dump by Gringo no Brasil November 17, 2014

Grump Dumpster 

Someone who is grumpy and collects a lot of grump to dump on you. Has the negative connotations of the similarly pronounced "cum dumpster". They have grump all over their faces.
I wasn't trained in my job correctly and now all these grump dumpsters are coming down on me.
Grump Dumpster by daydemon March 5, 2013

Dump a grumpy. 

Grumpy Dumpy 

A shit that is not refreshing and feels bad to let go
I just shitted in my pants this shit a grumpy dumpy. -Palmer Mcshitter
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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