Grond

1. The long giant battering ram from Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King shaped like a giant flaming wolf's head

2. When you get a boner while grinding with a girl at a club, and it presses up against her ass. This term is used because a boner is shaped similar to Grond from Lord of the Rings (long and hard) and also because the word "grond" is similar to "grind"

I gronded a chick last night when we went clubbing and it was like my pants were on fire! It was more awesome than the Battle of Minas Tirith!

by Grond850 February 6, 2011

Grond

1. a huge iron battering ram in the shape of a wolf; 150 ft. long, 60 ft. high.
2. the biggest penis you have ever seen.

That dude over there has a huge Grond!

by Jeffrey Paul July 26, 2005

GROND

GROND is our god

GROND

by Private Ratty June 4, 2020

Grond

An ancient fruit which is everything except sand . It tastes like chocolate , strawberries, cram , every meat and everything else . It levitates . It gives you a boner for 24 hours . It speeds up your metabolism. It makes you better one very way . You don’t raise it raises you .

Grond is nice

by BigDickWilli January 17, 2020

grond

grond is everything except sand . It tastes like every berry and every cram .
You cannot grow it , it grows you . It is not a vegetable nor a fruit . It is not an animal neither .

'Damn bro ! That grond is delicious .'
'Yes'

by BigDickAtanas January 30, 2020

Grond

Grond is the food of the gods. It tastes like everything except sand. One piece of it is enough food for a million people .
The gods have eaten grond.It is really good. It is difficult to find but it is worth it.Grond is life.Grond is food. Grond is addictive.#Grond drug

A: I am hungry
B: Grond
A: what
B: Grond

by Gronddrug April 13, 2020

grond

1.)hairless testicals and head
2.)A gay fag of a principle

by Anonymous May 11, 2003