grilled cheese sandwitch

a synnonym for a grandmas nasty old crusty vagina. even though people dont think its possible, a yellow/green gooo will develop after too long of a period without sex or after menopause.

Q:why didnt grandpa go down on grand ma?

A:have you ever opened a grilled cheese sandwitch?

kid talking to grand pa
kid:grand pa?
grandpa:yes boy?
kid:arent you lactose intolerant?
grandpa:why yes child. i am... why do you ask?
kid: well, every time im over hear i see you eat grandmas grilled cheese and you dont seem to look sick untill you open your eyes.

by will tremaine May 10, 2005

open faced grilled cheese sandwitch

what a pussy look like in the morning after having sex

Your pussy like a open faced grilled cheese sandwitch

by Eric Babineau August 1, 2004

ghetto grilled cheese sandwich

A sandwich that is prepared with cheese between two slices of bread then placed in a brown paper bag and cooked by pressing a hot iron over the bag.

After doing his laundry, a typical Riker's Island inmate will make a ghetto grilled cheese sandwich before unplugging the iron.

by boratfan September 8, 2009

Grilled Cheese sandwich

a very good snack that takes a slice of cheese between two bread slices, then cooked until the cheese is melted.

"I cooked a Grilled Cheese Sandwich yesterday when i was hungary."

by Kevin March 10, 2004

ghetto grilled cheese sandwich

Two pieces of buttered bread and a slice of cheese stuck together in a sandwich and stuck together in a toaster. Usually made by someone who is too lazy or a terrible cook to do it on the stove.

My toaster smells like burnt cheese from all the ghetto grilled cheese sandwiches I've made.

by ViviWannabe July 19, 2009

Ghetto Grilled Cheese Sandwich

Two pieces of toast, 2 pieces of cheese with the plastic wrapper removed, assemble it and then nuke it in the microwave oven until the cheese melts.

Dad's making ghetto grilled cheese sandwichs for supper, "Let's see if we can eat at a friends house tonight!"

by Dave Sladek December 28, 2008

Obama Grilled Cheese Sandwhich

Mmm, oh no, I don't understand this
Grilled cheese Obama sandwich
My heart can't take this damage
If I eat this cheese sandwich

Mmm, oh no, I don't understand this
Grilled cheese Obama sandwich
My arteries won't stand it
I'll feel like shit, won't ham it.

Mmm, oh no, I don't understand it

And it's making it hard to eat
And it's making it hard to eat
And it's making it hard to eat
Mmmmmm...

No, really..
I can't eat this Grilled Cheese Obama Sandwich.
Or I'm gonna get a heart attack!
I'm trying to control my cravings and calorie intake,
y-you know what this sh_t does to me.

Mmm, oh no, I don't understand this
Grilled cheese Obama sandwich
My calories won't stand this
My stomach will reject it!

Mmm, oh no, I don't understand this
Grilled cheese Obama sandwich
My cravings, I can't stand it!!
I NEED TO EAT THIS SANDWICH!!

Mmm, oh no, I don't understand this
Grilled cheese Obama sandwich

My heart can't take this damage
If I eat this cheese sandwich

Mmm, oh no, I don't understand this

Obama Grilled Cheese Sandwhich

by puxffy January 9, 2023