grape smugler 

A person, typically a male, wearing any sort of tightly constrained over garment which appends tightly to the genitals, leaving their shape noticeable.

When the race was finished, Jared dis-engaged his Schwinn only realize he was truely a grape smugler in his speedo.

grape smugler by WhatMarbles? May 22, 2006

Grape Smuggler 

When a man wears pants that are to tight, or pulled up so high that each of his testes have been split and bulge out, one to the left, and one to the right.

Check it out, louis anderson is smuggling grapes.

Grape Smuggler by grizzt69 January 13, 2007

grape smugglers

Grape Smugglers are very small speedo trunks which hug the bollocks of the male wearer in a manner which makes it seem that they are "smuggling grapes" between their legs.

Often seen on European, particularly French, males.

wow, that dude is wearing grape smugglers

grape smugglers by Jamie W February 24, 2004

grape smuggler 

A man in a Speedo.

Even on a trip to an American beach, you can count on seeing at least one grape smuggler.

grape smuggler by D. Lishus Thigh April 2, 2010

grape smuggler 

A man who wears his pants too tight, giving the appearance that he's carrying grapes in his crotch. Also someone who proudly wears a speedo.

Check out the grape smuggler coming down the beach.

grape smuggler by Senorvee December 31, 2007

Grape-Smugglers 

Definition: A tight piece of clothing for the lower body (usually a speedo) that clearly displays the male genetalia.

Derivation: From the stealing of vintage grapes in the vinyards of France. Theives would steal grapes in their pockets.

That dirty shitehawk with the Skank ho bitch whore is wearing grape-smugglers.

Grape-Smugglers by THOR October 15, 2004

Grape Smuggler 

A man who elects to wear tight pants which are pulled up very high especially in the front. The high, tight pants causes the gentleman's genitalia to resemble two grapes being stowed in the crotch of the trousers .

Look at this grape smuggler, you can see his bag right trough his wranglers.

Grape Smuggler by Beckw/ September 26, 2008