Gourmet Shit 

You shit and then eat. Wrap in nice cover to make it look nice.

Pat: what the hell is this its the worst chocolate ive ever had!
Tom: thats my gourmet shit

Gourmet Shit by Jimbo!!!!!! March 16, 2011

Gourmet Shitter 

Person who eats at a gourmet restaurant, dislikes the food, and clogs the toilet before leaving in disgust

I just saw a gourmet shitter in the bathroom. The toilets are now closed!

Gourmet Shitter by simonthepieman2kni March 14, 2011