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When a large group of gay men get in a circle and ejaculate into the eye of the person next to them.
"What happened last night? Why does my eye feel funny?"
"Well, after you passed out we had a huge gosk, with you included..."
gosk by Fukwit Fred December 15, 2005
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A Gösku is a type of Göksu which was born on May 25. İf Urban Dictionary writers let me publish my definition Gösku and other Göksus are going to be happy so if you are reading this please push the green button thanks. Gösku's friend is angry with çiçeksepeti so she came up with this brilliant idea of writing a definition to Urban Dictionary as a birthday gift since no-one has written before. I love you Gösku. You are the best Göksu I have ever met. I will never stop loving you!
- Today is Göksu's birthday!
- NO! TODAY'S GÖSKU'S BİRTHDAY!
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That one guy everyone hates for no reason
Guy 1: "oh hey hows ur day" Guy 2: "pretty good until i saw goskaya fucking cunt"
Goskaya by Skittlemc playerbase September 27, 2020

Goskimonious 

Very bitchy
Mrs Nichols is very goskimonious
Goskimonious by gorrthegodbutcherer February 24, 2022
Deeply in love with pumpkins

and
Charisma's Employee
Charisma : "My Best Employee is Goskaya"
Goskaya by Skittlemc playerbase March 10, 2022
a boy that cannot do anything right from Bridget!
Goska by Bridget1234567890 October 18, 2008
a douche bag who thinks they are above others by being more meta, or hip than others. Known to wear bucket hats and talk down to others for not enjoying shitting music they think is amazing.
“That dumbass with a bucket hat just called me mid because I don’t like hobo Johnson.” “What a fucking Gosker”
Gosker by Lardtoe September 22, 2023
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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