Gorilla Munch 

A highly infectious STD, commonly found in celiacs. One of the first stages in the celiac disease, leading to more serious stages such as Krispy Koala, or even Leapin' Lemurs. Originally derived from a supposed sexual encounter with a gorilla, the spread of this disease must be stopped at all costs.

Check out Lauren, I heard she's got Gorilla Munch.

Oh man, Grant has definitely got the munch.

Gorilla Munch by MyPancreasIsAFilthyMutineer November 29, 2009

gorilla munch 

To shovel food or "munch" into someone's face as they sleep.

While Andrew was sleeping we hit him with some mad gorilla munch.

gorilla munch by Gookdorf January 23, 2009

Gorilla Munchin' 

To eat out one's mom

What's for breakfast mom?

Get it ... Gorilla Munchin'?

Gorilla Munchin' by Jkuelviien June 5, 2007

Munching the leather gorilla 

Going down on an older woman who is ridiculously hairy.
Similar to tasting the fuzzy purse or the bearded beaver.

John: Where were you last night I tried to call you?
Paul: I went down on Rebecca Anderson's mom but it just felt like munching the leather gorilla.
John: Oh yeah I hear it's like a a bearded beaver.
Paul: Nah, bearded beaver is tasty, at least it wasn't a fuzzy purse.
John: Oh man, at least it wasn't a fuzzy pudding purse.
Paul: Yeah, but it stank of asparagus.
John: That tastes chief.

Munching the leather gorilla by TaylorS999 March 4, 2012